Subway Sandwich artist - Yeah, I can make a killer bread & cheese combo now

Subway high school job - Basic midwest girl go to

Subway What kind of bread and meat? Cheese? Toasted? For here or to go? 

Yes, I was a sandwich artist back in my day at the good ol Subway. But what midwestern high schooler hasn't worked there? Seriously, I think I've hired 6-8 fellow subway artists over the past 4 years in our office... but if you can make a good sandwich, your GOLD in my book. 

I think somewhere in here I maybe got my 2nd drinking ticket.. or the first... It happened somewhere in my high school days. Don't worry, It was never more than just a bit of normal midwest underage drinking. Let's be real, that is what happens out here in the boondocks at least, not sure about all ya'll city folks.

I remember one time I had to work at subway the next day actually, and I called into work the night before and told my boss Harry I had stomach flu and I couldn't make it into work. Well, I got drunk, fell down, broke my front tooth in half and then had to show up the next day. Harry said "Ashley, I thought you were sick" **please insert his very heavy Indian accent here. I said "yeah Harry, I was puking so hard I threw up in the toilet from being sick and wacked my tooth". I don't think he believed one part of that, but oh well. Please note I was an extreme, and I mean fricken extreme liar in high school. Lies after lies after lies to my parents.. acting like they didn't know, but they did. But back to my f'd up front tooth... in case you are wondering or give a crap, Ironically as of today as I re-cap this memory in my life I actually just went to see a doctor two days ago about finally veneering my front two teeth! I may have to sell my goldendoodle Koda Bear or my car off to afford these.. I should have been a dentist. Or maybe I'll marry one? Hmm that is always a thought.

- re-capped & written on 10/6/22